2009

I don't usually do this but I'm at work in the library right now and I'm bored and I want to look busy. And who is going to question somebodies busy-ness while they're manically typing? Not these motherfucking periodical librarians, that's for sure.

Ok, here are my resolutions for 2009.
-ride my bike everywhere
at least enough so that i'm not sweating balls every time i ride up turk

-save money for Japan
this is going to be hard since i don't have any money to save in the first place and i want to buy so many things, but every penny counts

-stop stealing
this is also going to be difficult. i need to get a new job. or flog myself every time i commit this ILLEGAL and IMMORAL act. somebody help me with this.

-play the shit out of my xbox live account
try to pwn at least 5 bitches/newbs a day

-do hella good in school (go to all my classes, do all the readings, etc.)
i have a class on friday so i don't know if i'll be able to do this but i will try my hardest

-do some community service
ugh. i hate community service. but i gotta do some for my scholarship and last years "helped in luau" was total bullshit. i was thinking something with kids. anything but middle/high schoolers. i'm scared that i will get teased because of my weak facial hair. and i'm also scared that the girls won't able to resist me and they'll be throwing their naked bodies onto me. better safe than sorry ya know?

-clean the house more
because no one else is going to do it.

-grow a sick mustache
i already know that this is possible

-learn how to cook
i'm kind of getting tired of spam and sardines

-play a shit load of music
seriously, when am i ever again going to live in a house with legit beat factory and like a hundred guitars and foam and shit on the walls?! hopefully my musical prodigy friend can help me learn bass when he's not busy racking up the pladows. http://crimsonfrequency.blogspot.com/

I will seriously try my hardest to keep all of these resolutions. Oh yeah, and sorry for calling you guys motherfuckers, Pat and Ava. You guys are cool.