*This one is pretty long.
It wasn't raining like this. What'd you think this is, a movie?
There was already a good amount of people on it, and with us getting on, it got kind of packed. Now I'm still in my bubble so I'm not paying attention to anything. The girl? I could not have cared less where she was. She's probably still at the stop, waiting for another bus as it didn't look like everyone got on the 2. I look to my right and she is right next to me. My first thought was, "What the ninja girl. How'd you get in front of me?" Anyways, you see cool people all the time in San Francisco. I didn't get nervous or anything now that she was right next to me. I was in my bubble member? So the bus takes off and at that instant you know that this driver sucks. The kind that presses the gas and brake way too suddenly, jostling everyone who is not lucky enough to be seated. It's a good thing that this Asian girl is six feet tall and has a good grip on the bar that I must raise my arm to grab. NO. FALSE. She can barely reach it! At best she has her index and middle finger barely grasping it. It's not even fully wrapped around or anything.
Pictured: A stronger grip.
But don't worry! The people at SFMTA know that the city is plagued with short Asian females. Usually on each bar is a strap that allows shorter people to grab on to. You know, so they don't fall or anything when they are carrying their groceries home. There weren't any near her. Not any in her reach at least. The closest one was the one right in front of my face. I am still right next to her. Since I'm normal sized self conscious about my manhood, I wasn't using it. I looked at her. Then looked at the strap. I looked at her again. Then looked at the strap. I think I have to get something out first. I don't interact with people on the bus. Especially when I have my headphones on. Like never. The thought of saying hello or initiating some kind of conversation never crosses my mind. Just as how I do not want to be bothered, I respect that other people might feel the same way. This kind of thing has happened before. I will sit or stand next to a cute girl for an entire bus ride and not do anything. Doesn't even matter if I'm listening to music or not. I just don't do anything. I don't think that people would want me to talk to them. I dunno, I'm just shy about that stuff. So I looked at her. Then I looked at the strap. I felt like everyone in the entire world was watching me do what I did next. I put my hand on the strap. I slid the strap over to her. I moved the strap from dangling in front of my face to dangling right next to her out stretched arm. The whole planet cheered in unison. She looked at the strap. Then looked at me. We smiled at each other.
See the black strap of destiny?
My first thought was, "What the hell did I just do." I punctured a hole in my bubble! I wasn't ignorant anymore of what was going on around me. I got super nervous and could feel my bubble deteriorating every second that I worried about what to do next. Did she just smile at me?! Her hair is covering her ears; is she listening to music as well?! Should I talk to her?! I could ask her about her groceries. Is she Japanese? Maybe I can converse with her in Japanese! She's really cute. Maybe I should say something about the driver. It'll be hilarious. Wait, I have to take my headphones off. But my music is super loud, I'll have to turn the volume down before I take it off. That'll involve me taking it out of my pocket. I can barely move. Ahhhhh, soo many processes just to get rid of the bubble unawkwardly!! That is what was going on in my head. My small dumb head. I think my heart rate tripled.
My saviors.
I breathed a sigh of relief when more people got on, prompting everyone to move back. Calm down, calm down. I'm not going to be next to her anymore. The encounter has just ended and nothing has happened. Don't worry, not like you could have done anything. You had to move back because of all the people. I mean all you did was move the strap over to her. Stop over analyzing things, idiot. How dare you even think about taking your headphones off. Everything is back to normal.

OH SHIT, she's still right next to me.
I didn't do anything. There wasn't anything for me to do. She wasn't struggling to keep her balance. At times, the shitty driving caused her to bump into me because she was still carrying all her groceries. She'd smirk, almost apologetic-like. I'd smirk don't worry about it- like back. I still had my headphones on, blasting. My thoughts were still frantically buzzing around in my head, but I felt more calm. She got off a couple stops before me. My first thought was, "Frick." Would the situation have turned out differently if I wasn't listening my music? Why didn't I just take it off to talk to her? What the hell was in those bags? Why did I get so nervous? Why this and why that. It's too late now. Just like how I listen to music to prevent my bus rides from ruining my day, it also prevents my bus rides from making them.
Why can't it just be empty all the time.
Reason #1 to stop turning into a deaf zombie every time I ride the bus.
So well put. This really sums up the awkward dynamics of bus interaction. I don't mean that (awkward) in a pejorative sense really. It's just something that our generation has yet to become well versed in defining I think.
ReplyDeleteI had a similar experience, actually, to your's when riding the 31. This really cute girl kept staring at me with a smile whenever I would turn around. But, alas, I did nothing more than make eye contact with her a handful of times before leaving the bus. Our stories go to show that, for some reason, the bus really operates as a "space" with a wholly unique social dynamic. We build up our walls (like you mention), expecting others to have built theirs, and feel like as if there is little room to interact with one another. Riding the bus is like entering a place that affords little consistency. We are all just kind of like snapshots to one another.
And yet, we still have the suspicion that all this distance and detachment people project, and we project onto others, could be deconstructed with only a few words . . .
Ok, first thing. Like you said, it's not a movie and you're not white. That was the most likely outcome. I'd be more surprised if you DID talk to her.
ReplyDeleteOne time, when I was on the bus this kid totally PIERCED my music bubble by using physical contact to talk to me. He TAPPED me on the shoulder and asked if I wanted to buy some beef jerky to help him raise money for his school fundraiser. I was so shocked I immediately responded "NO." as soon as I heard "Would you like to buy-" and put my earphones back on. It was only as I was putting them back on I heard the rest of his question and heard his voice slowly trail off with "...for a school fundraiser..." Why didn't he just say that in the F*CKING beginning?? I felt super crappy and all I could do was turn around back in my seat and pretend I hadn't heard.
The worst part? He was sitting right next to me and did not get off for another several stops leading me to deal with THIS awkwardness by slowly pretending to look out the window which sucked cause we were on the side where the sun shines directly into my face so I then had to pretend to fall asleep.
These things happen. I miss japan where it was culturally acceptable to not give a crap about anyone on the train you don't know.
this is pretty cute. you (and hank) are silly though! any girl on the bus is probably fantacizing about the cute guy on the bus bumping into her and saying hello.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA i just saw ben's comment. ben such a jerk thing to do! and anyway, in japan you still had to give a crap about the old grandmas on the train!
ReplyDeletethis was such a good post jacob! you're a wonderful storyteller.
ReplyDeleteusually i do not ever want my bubble popped. unless it is a cute guy probably, and probably not even then because i would get so awkward i wouldn't know what to say.
one time there was this chubby asian guy with a fedora on a packed 38 trying to talk and make friends with everyone. he was so obnoxious and everyone just wanted him to shut up but he was just trying to be friendly. he made a really bad joke to a woman wearing a USPS uniform ("so what do you guys call it when someone goes crazy?.... haha? you know, because we say they went postal? ... but you're a postal worker...so...") and she just glared at him and then a crazy started yelling about how the government is spreading viruses through the postal service which is why he won't open his mail and he doesn't trust mailmen, but mail women are okay.
i'd say when it comes to muni, especially the dirty8 geary, the bubble is preferable in 95% of situations.
Hahahh! Dude I was smiling the whole time while reading this.
ReplyDeleteYou should write a book
Mmmm, good comments.
ReplyDeleteonly if our lives were like the movies...
ReplyDeletebut awesome post! i've had many times where i've wanted to talk to strangers. so you are not alone my friend. haha
and.. lol to ben's post. so ben!
aww jacob. you're cute
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