Korea

Ya, it's like 4:30 am and it's not that I can't sleep but more that I don't want to sleep because I'm in freaking Korea. I think I've gotten over this not being able to read Korean thing.  I can't believe how nice this room is.  Probably the nicest room I've ever stayed it.  The best part of this room is probably the toilet.  First of all, you know it's sanitary because there's a sheet of paper that says "sanitary" over the cover.  Second, it makes taking a shit so much more enjoyable.  On the right there are all thes buttons and of course I pushed every single one.  You can change the seat temperture, there was a button that said massage but it didn't work.  I was wondering what it meat by massage.  Does like the seat start to vibrate?  Or do like rollers come out from somewhere and start kneading your ass?  Anyways, theres the rear cleansing button and the air dry button.  Seriously, all they need to add is a soap button and you would not need to shower for a months.  As long as your bums clean right?  There was another button with a lady on it and I was like, "what is this special button?"  so I pressed it and, I'm going to be really frank here, a stream of water shot straight at my balls.  You know how some spray bottles have the spray and then the stream nozzles?  Ya, it was like someone with the worlds strongest grip sqeezed a spray bottle on the stream nozzle straight at my balls.  I've pressed that button only twice.  Well, I guess three but the third time was on accident cuz the lady button is right next to the air dry button and the buttons are really small cuz koreans have tiny hands and umm ya.  Hahaha, just kidding.   If you know me then you can probably guess how many times I've actually used it.  Hmmm, anything else?  Well I uploaded pics of Korea onto facebook and ya.  I think I'm going to to go take a bath in my huge whirlpool bathtub.  I hope I don't fall asleep and drown.