I'm Speechless

Can someone please tell me why San Francisco International Airport does not have free wireless internet?  I mean, shit its 2009 for goodness sakes.  I can not think of one good reason why they choose not to have internet here.  Well anyways, I was supposed to arrive in Japan at 9pm on the 13th but I received a call in the morning say thing that something was wrong with my flight from Korea to Japan.  They said that I would have to take the next flight out of Korea to Japan the following morning at 10am.  So now I'm scheduled to arrive in Japan at 12pm on the 14th.  They said something about If I can run to my gate in Korea then I'll be able to take the flight that I was originally supposed to but I was to mad to pay attention.  So, right now I'm sitting on the ground next to people watching and all these Korean flight attendants are passing me.  Dude, they're way prettier than American flight attendants.  There was a group of em with who I think was the pilot and they were all smiling and laughing in Korean.  According to my knowledge of the Korean which only consists the phrases "I can speak a little Korean," "I don't know," and "what,"  they were basically saying, "Oh my goodness we're so beautiful, all other asians are so jealous of our good looks.  I love representing the superiority of Koreans abroad in other countries.  What?  Oh yes, of course I would like some more kim chi.  Could you please pass the kalbi and spicy sauce while you're at it."   It must be noted that the pilot guy was also hott.  I'm not even in a foreign country and I've already spent $30.  Fuck.