- can't drive
- can't drink
- can't charge
- lost $200 cash
- super nice Tokyo Porter wallet
- social security card gone
- the worst: various irreplaceable mementos
*brighter note
I never realize how much I miss singing in the car until I'm wailing at the top of my lungs.
Just because you've graduated from college doesn't mean that you can resort back to being a moron... Nelson can bring your passport to Hawaii, you'll just have to wait till Wednesday to drink.
ReplyDeleteDid you check Kailua police station?
ReplyDeleteOr did you disobey a direct order?
That wallet... T-T
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