me: (Throwing up in airplane bathroom before plane has even left ground. I walk out.)
lady: So what's wrong, do you have the flu or something? Coming back from Mexico?
me: I'm going back to San Francisco. I don't feel too good.
lady: You went out drinking last night?
me: Yeah, I didn't think I was going to drink as much as I did.
lady: Was it worth it?
me: (looking at ground) No. . .
lady: You're going to be really dehydrated later on. (gives me a huge bottle of water)
me: Thank you.
lmao
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